Driving In My Car Right After A Beer Lyrics – Asgore Runs Over Dess Full Version

Driving In My Truck Right After A Beer
Hey, That Bump Is Shaped Like A Deer

Dui?

How About You Die
I’ll Go A Hundred Miles An Hour!

Little Do You Know, I Filled Up On Gas
Imma Get Your Fountain Making As*
Pulverize This Fuck With My Bergentrück?
It Seems You’re Out Of Luck!

Truck!

Beer Is On The Seat
Blood Is On The Grass
Won’t Admit Defeat
With Cops Right Up My Ass

You May Have A Fleet
But Still I’m Driving Fast
I’ll Never Be Passed

I Just Saved The World
From The Darkest Founts
Killed A Little Girl
Better For The Town

Gave This Truck A Whirl
Heavy Is My Crown But I Won’t Go Down!

Drive, Drive, Drive, But I Am Speed!
7 Bears Are All I Need
Try, Just Try, But I Will Lead!
I Bet That You’re Peeing Your Pants

Drive, Drive, Drive, But I’ll Still Speed!
7 Beers, A Pinch Of Weed
Have Fried, Fried, Fried My Brain I Need
Some More To Proceed!

Drive, Drive, Drive, But I Am Speed!
7 Bears Are All I Need
Try, Just Try, But I Will Lead!
I Bet That You’re Peeing Your Pants

Drive, Drive, Drive, But I’ll Still Speed!
7 Beers, A Pinch Of Weed
Have Fried, Fried, Fried My Brain I Need
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Sh***T

Did My Dumbass Just Really Hit A Tree?
Now I Get Up On My Feet, And Try To Flee
But I Can’t Run—Was It Maybe All That Weed?
If I Speak To Them, Maybe I’ll Be Free?

But They’ve Got Guns
What Happens When They See My Weed?
Did I Really Just Rhyme Weed With Weed?

Alright, Listen
I Can’t Be Arrested.
I’m Like The Mountain Or Some Shit.
In Another Universe.

And That Deer Had Some Powers!
I’m Doing This World A Favor.
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Please Don’t Lock Me Up.

I Just Saved The World
My Thanks Is Thirty Years To Life
For That Girl To Be Alive And Me To Miss My Wife
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Can’t Be In A Cage
All My Flowers Gonna Die
I’ve Got A Growing Boy To Raise
I Need Her Butterscotch Pie

Imma Start Hiding, See?
I Can Only Cry And Mope
There’ll Be A Friend Inside Of Me
If I Drop The Fucking Soap

I Just Wanna Go Home
Wish I Hadn’t Gotten Stoned
Now I’m Stuck Behind Bars
While My Wife Is Getting Boned!

K Dot.. I’ll Miss You
Go Seal That Dark Fountain
Also, F**Ck Sans And His Convenience Store
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This darkly funny and chaotic song is a wild parody told from the point of view of a drunk, possibly delusional driver who thinks he’s saving the world by running over “dark fountains.” It mixes internet jokes, emotional meltdowns, and video game references (like Undertale and Deltarune) into a fast, unhinged rant. The song pokes fun at the idea of being a hero, showing how guilt and madness can blur with a false sense of justice. Imagine Asgore from Deltarune going full GTA, speeding through town with a beer in one hand and a twisted sense of destiny in the other.

The inspiration comes from a popular Deltarune fan theory called “Asgore Runs Over Dess,” which jokes that Asgore accidentally hit Noelle’s missing sister, Dess, with his truck. Fans connected this theory to the fact that Asgore lost his job as a cop around the time Dess disappeared—and because Dess is deer-like, and deer often get hit by cars. The meme exploded online, especially after June 2025, with fan art, videos, and even music being made about it. While it’s mostly a joke, some fans think there might be a darker truth behind Dess’s disappearance, and this mix of humor and mystery is part of what makes Deltarune fan culture so creative.